A 12-week live program for people who've spent years achieving, adapting, and making sure everyone else is okay while quietly wondering why they still feel empty, anxious, and never quite good enough.
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You've built the career. Hit the milestones. Checked all the boxes.
But every time you achieve something big, the goalposts move. There's always the next thing, the thing that will finally make you feel like you've made it--like you're enough.
Only, that feeling never arrives. Or it does for a moment, and then poof! It's gone again.
You know something is off. You've probably done the therapy, read the books, tried the practices. Some of it helped. None of it stuck.
Meanwhile, the stress is showing up in your body. In your sleep. In your relationships. In the quiet worry that if you don't figure this out, it's going to cost you something you can't get back.
The Nerve Apprenticeship is for you--a 12-week live program for when you look successful but feel stuck.
Locked in a loop of achieving, doubting, pushing, and then feeling depleted, anxious, and broken.
Living, but not feeling fully alive.
We'll work at the level of your nervous system. This isn't about mindset, and it's not another information grab bag that just leaves you overwhelmed and confused.
The Nerve Apprenticeship is a sequenced system that rebuilds your capacity to actually feel your life—the joy, the success, the peace you've been chasing.
Enrollment opens once a year.
This isn't about becoming someone else.
It's about reconnecting with something that's been there all along—buried under years of pushing, achieving, and trying to become someone you were never supposed to be.
We'll send you details as enrollment approaches. No spam, no pressure.
"I think the information is so incredibly helpful and a viewpoint that I have NEVER been able to conceptualize, let alone implement within myself or with clients."
Lauren DeCicco
Doctor of Physical Therapy
Nerve Apprenticeship Student
"I have felt so far away from who I know I can be for so long. This program has shown me my path home to me."
Crystal Noe Le Fay
Psychic Medium
Nerve Apprenticeship Student
"I feel so different in my body, mind and heart. I don't suffer with states of anxiety or feeling down like I used to. I'm able to move through what comes with so much more compassion and acceptance."
Katarina Hunter
Integrative Health Coach
Nerve Apprenticeship Student
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